My name is John Beaton. One auspicious day, I was born in the fine city of Mornington, Victoria, Australia. The doctors proclaimed that it was not possible for such a good looking child to be born … but the evidence speaks for itself.
Skip to the present day. My pleas to the heavens have been in vain, and nobody has stepped up to offer their services to write The Chronicals of Beaton. I have decided to take this momentous task upon myself in the form of this blog, and hopefully you can come to love my crappy writing style, or I’ll get rich somehow and hire a decent ghost writer.
Armed with more frequent flyer points than common sense, I have embarked on a tour of the world in order to spread the Teachings Of Beaton. Please be sure to mark Beatonism on your census form in order to ensure it gets the recognition that it deserves.
This blog is not suitable for small children, small animals, ex girlfriends or potential employers. Excess consumption may have a laxative effect. If symptoms persist, start your own blog.
Peace, Love and Awesomeness.
The Beaton Track 
P.S. I was looking for a good “Arrogance Inside” logo modelled on the intel logo. Google image search turned up nothing. As I don’t currently have photoshop, anyone kind enough to ‘shop me one will receive epic Karma.